What is your Superpower?

[Philpug]

Sure, Barry from Ira & Barry's Ice Cream could pick out the right flavor ice cream for any meal but what is your super power? Don't be shy.

Me? I can easily get 10-12 meals out of a Costco Chicken.

 

[scott43]

I have two super powers: bringer of rain, any month of the year and not intentionally.. and the ability to say or do the most unfortunate things at the most unfortunate times.... I'm not proud of these powers...

 

[KingGrump]

Me? I can easily get 10-12 meals out of a Costco Chicken.

Are you trying to keep your boyish figure or the chicken that bad?

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

I can quiet down a room of 400+ children - simply by clapping my hands to a specific beat. If they are middle school age, I can stomp my feet to the same beat and they will sing “We will Rock You!”

 

[Tricia]

Sure, Barry from Ira & Barry's Ice Cream could pick out the right flavor ice cream for any meal but what is your super power? Don't be shy.

Me? I can easily get 10-12 meals out of a Costco Chicken.

10-12?
Are you talking about individual meals or a household?
I bought that chicken and had (maybe) 3 or 4 meals. You had 7-9?

 

[Sibhusky]

I will create a spreadsheet for any topic.

 

[Andy Mink]

I can nap for four hours and then sleep all night.

 

[Jim McDonald]

I can convert one pint of lager into two pints of urine in less than one hour!

 

[Cheizz]

Cooking and devouring all kinds of pasta.

 

[Crank]

Let's just put it this way - I don't need no falling practice.

Let my answer from another thread serve as my superpower.

 

[skibum4ever]

I can work on Duolingo every day for three years and still not speak Spanish.

 

[chilehed]

Making people think I'm very odd.

 

[Philpug]

You had 7-9?

No... but that's because I didn't make soup out of the carcass.

 

[wooglin]

I find things that are lost or misplaced.

 

[scott43]

I have the ability to spot nails and screws in car tires for some reason. People hate me when I tell them...

 

[Andy Mink]

I find things that are lost or misplaced.

I lose and misplace things that aren't.

 

[RobSN]

I am able to consistently purchase Mega Millions tickets that are faulty models and therefore do not win the jackpot ...

 

[zircon]

Standing in the exact spot that someone else needs to access right now. No exceptions. I am permanently In The Way.

 

[crgildart]

I can piss off at least fifty people with practically every comment I make on the internets... usually way more...

 

[Sibhusky]

I can work on Duolingo every day for three years and still not speak Spanish.

Seven years, German. Although I can read quite a bit.