I used to _____ and now I ______.

[Philpug]

I used to stay up late and now I get up early.
I used to drive the fast line fast and now I drive the slow line fast.

 

[mdf]

I used to stay up late and now I stay up later.

 

[slowrider]

I go to bed tired and I wake up tired.

 

[scott43]

I used to do hookers and blow, now I hook boogers and say "Blow!!!"

 

[Don in Morrison]

I used to be a software engineer and now I'm a technology curmudgeon.

 

[Andy Mink]

I used to work outside for money and now I do it for free.

 

[SKI-3PO]

I used to have one pair of skis and now I have more.

 

[Philpug]

I used to play on a ski forum/site, now I work/own* on one.

*you don't own a business, it owns you.

 

[cantunamunch]

I used to quote lyrics while waxing; no one listened. Now I just wax lyrical, still no one listens.

 

[Andy Mink]

I used to be younger and now I'm older.

 

[Lorenzzo]

I used to go out on my patio at night and walk around.

Now after having mountain lions regularly trigger an Arlo camera crossing my patio at night I don’t.

 

[Jim McDonald]

I used to party hearty; now I hardly party.

 

[David Chaus]

I used to think I was funny; now I'm kind of funny.

 

[Posaune]

I used to ski only on weekends and holidays; now I don't.

 

[4ster]

“Ya know, I used to love her but it’s all over now”

 

[slowrider]

“Ya know, I used to love her but it’s all over now”

Rolling Stones

 

[bbinder]

I used to be a rock but now I only roll

 

[slowrider]

I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once As I ever was

 

[Tony S]

bother ... don't

 

[Winks]

I used to work for free, now I work for pivots

@Philpug
@Tricia