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I just can not drink this stuff.

mdf

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A single Japanese salaryman can outdrink teams of Russians and Irish.

Hmm. So I've heard. I always thought it was the plane ride, but maybe it was the salarymen. I hate to think of them showing up an experienced American drunk, but maybe.
 

bbinder

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Jaegermeister, that stuff is just NASTY.
And Screwdrivers. And Cheez Its. Both were consumed on the same night in 1989. The next day, I found a squirrel eating the liquor-soaked "Cheez Its" that had been the contents of my stomach the night before. On the edge of a cliff at San Onofre State Beach in SoCal.
I have no idea how I survived college...
I simply cannot get the visual of this out of my head.
 

Joal

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This put me off red wine for a long time. This was so bad I saved a bottle for posterity. It is about 35 years old and unopened. The front label was a bigger picture of the ship but came off at some point. Ahhrrrrr!!!

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SpikeDog

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Sloe gin and graduations don't go together. I wore a shirt with puke on it for 2 days, not knowing it was on the back in a big purple stain.

I acquired several bottles of European absinthe that didn't go down well with the cold water/sugar cube ritual. Once I substituted absinthe for Jager in a Jagerbomb, problem solved! Hey, don't judge me.....
 

Frankly

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Once I was in the check out line at the grocery store with a bottle of $2.95 Goya cooking wine and noticed that I wasn't carded (they ask grandmothers for ID in this state). I mentioned to the teenaged clerk that the label showed it was ~15 to 20 proof and how it was odd that it wasn't age-checked and... suddenly you could see the wheels spinning.
 

Dadskier

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Vodka. Army 1987ish drinking screwdrivers and ran out of orange juice. I found a vending machine that had apple juice ... Spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor while people stepped around me to use the facilities.
 

Carolinacub

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well ya'll have some good tales to tell but none of you have hit the mark yet.
#1 worst alcohol in the world (after you've had to much)
SAMBUCA
 

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