Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Uncle-A]

I rescued some wine tonight.

It was trapped in a bottle and could not breath.

 

[Uncle-A]

A old and simple one from the most recent issue of The Ski Journal...

Spoiler: Q: How do you know when a ski guide walks into the bar?

A: Don't worry... they'll tell you.

Ski guide or do they mean Instructor?

 

[dbostedo]

Ski guide or do they mean Instructor?

They meant guide... like back country or heli-ski guide. It was the intro to a story on Dean Cummings.

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[Monique]

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Troof.

 

[Uncle-A]

When I am skiing and someone talks to me about ICE and salt, it better be about a Margarita recipe.

 

[Eleeski]

Never trust an atom.
They make up everything!

 

[Uncle-A]

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

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Good Blood!

 

[David Chaus]

My SO saw this today and texted it to me.

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[Tricia]

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@Andy Mink look familiar?

 

[oldschoolskier]

My SO saw this today and texted it to me.

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To Quote Rodney Dangerfield “I resemble that remark”

 

[Uncle-A]

Texting Mittens

• Uncle-A
• Jan 23, 2018

I thought about putting this in the thread about Mittens vs Gloves but I did not want to get off topic.

 

[Uncle-A]

Blinker Fluid

• Uncle-A
• Jan 23, 2018
• 1

For drivers every ware.

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

Texting Mittens

• Uncle-A
• Jan 23, 2018

I thought about putting this in the thread about Mittens vs Gloves but I did not want to get off topic.

Surely this was intentional on the part of the "inventor." Right???

 

[Snowfan]

 

[slowrider]

 

[Snowfan]

 

[Snowfan]