Post Your Funnies, Any Funnies. I need to laugh!

[Philpug]

Is this the movie you referred to Phil? (DVD only on Netflix)
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I think it is.

 

[Uncle-A]

I went to the Liquor Store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Grey Goose vodka and put it in the bicycle basket.


As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle the bottle would break. So I drank all the Vodka before I cycled home.


It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

 

[Uncle-A]

Jack D Salad

• Uncle-A
• Sep 14, 2017

 

[Monique]

Jack D Salad

• Uncle-A
• Sep 14, 2017

Ohh ... if you can make a champagne vinaigrette, why not a JD vinaigrette? I bet it could be good.

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[Dave Petersen]

From the web

 

[T-Square]

Love Jimmy Stewart and this is a classic.

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[Bad Bob]

This is my life right now.

 

[François Pugh]

Saw a guy wearing the above on a t-shirt. I thought it quite funny at the time.

 

[Dave Petersen]

 

[Uncle-A]

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That is because they work harder than we do, at least mine does.

 

[Dave Petersen]

 

[MountainMonster]

 

[David Chaus]

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Shit. I’m beginning to resemble that remark.

 

[Uncle-A]

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Those guys are my age or younger.

 

[Bad Bob]

I'm the guy on the right. Selective hearing can be a very useful skill.

 

[Uncle-A]

I'm the guy on the right. Selective hearing can be a very useful skill.

Did someone say "BEER"

 

[quant]