Everyone knows that if you live in California you must be a little nuts and high on something.
But I think this takes the cake and allows for a lot of humor.
California to regulate GHG 'emissions' from dairy cows
Seriously this is no joke.
Now for the humor.
Unemployed actor with a bag of corks behind a herd of cows.....
Unemployed actor killed by exploding cow....
Cow shooting across the field at light speed streaming flames from behind.....
Have at it.
Wish I was an editorial artist I could have a field day (added in edit)