[All in jest . . .
@Ron is a great guy].
"Glengarry Glen Ross"
Ron: You're talking about what. You're talking about . . . bitching about that line he poached, some bro-brah when you wouldn't drop in, some ski-bunny you're trying to screw, so forth. Let's talk about something important. They all here?
@Philpug: Most from Epicski
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Ron: I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. Put. That wax. Down. Wax is for skier's only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from the Boat. I'm here from Chute 3 and Weasel Trees. I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's JeffB? You call yourself a skier you son of a bitch?
JeffB: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shit.
Ron: You certainly don't flatlander, cause the good news is - you suck. The bad news is - you've got, all of you flatlanders got just one week to regain your form starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's ski. Oh? Have I got your attention now. Good. Cause we're adding a little something to this week's gaper contest. As you know, first prize is MX89s. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize is booster straps. Third prize is go home. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got skis. Rossi and Atomic made good skis, put their names on them to ski, you can't ski those skis because you can't ski shit. You are shit. Hit the Gondi download, pal, and beat it cause you are going HOME.
JeffB: The tails are weak.
Ron: The tails are weak? Fucking tails are weak. You're weak. I've been at this mountain for 15 years . . .
JeffB: What's your name?
Ron: Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a rental Santa Fe to this mountain. I drove a Uni-Mog. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're skidding. You can't carve in the skier's game, you can't rail them. Go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: get them to carve on the rail. You hear me you fucking skidder? A-B-C. A-Always. B-Be. C-Carving. Always be carving. ALWAYS BE CARVING. A-I-D-A. Automatic. Independent. Dorsiflexion. Asshole. Do I have your attention? Are you interested? I know you are, cause it's carve or skid. You carve or you hit the greens. Have you made your decision to carve? A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the groomer cats coming in. You think they came in to get out of the snow? A guy don't go on the groomers unless he wants to carve. They made that cord just waiting for you to carve something. Are you gonna carve it? Are you man enough to carve it? What's the problem, pal?
JeffB: You. You're such a carver. You put them on edge. How come you're coming down here wasting your time with skidders?
Ron: You see this edge? You see this bevel?
JeffB: Yeah.
Ron: This tune costs more than your skis. I bought 970 pairs of skis last season. How many did you buy? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go over to Why Not and skid with your kids. You want to ski here? Carve! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you torso-steerer? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on the lift? You don't like it, leave. I can go out tonight on the Atomics you got and carve railroad tracks. Tonight! In every turn! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get forward, you son of a bitch, get forward. You want to know what it takes to carve? It takes UPPER BODY SEPARATION to carve. Go and do likewise Jeff. Good snow is out there. You put it on edge, you carve. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go out on those skis tonight and carve, CARVE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be waxing my skis. And you know what you'll be saying, another skidder sulking in après. Oh yeah. I used to be a skier. It's a tough racket. These are the new skis. These are the Kastle skis. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for carvers. I'd wish you luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Philpug and
@Tricia asked me to. They asked me for a favor since you're rocking their stickers. I said the real favor, follow my advice and ban his ass because a skidder is a skidder.
