Memorable quotes from the season

[Tricia]

Riding the lift up in pea soup today I can hear but not see a boarder or skier coming down somewhere near the lift. I was proven correctangular when I heard the following surprised exclamation: "Oh shit! There's the lift!" At that point I could barely make out a boarder about 40 feet away.

Did you hear a big THUNK after the Oh Shit?

 

[SBrown]

"Margarita is Spanish for martini."

 

[Blue Streak]

... and if it is, I just don't ski.

Or you ski somewhere else.
That's why God invented planes, trains, and automobiles.

 

[SkiNurse]

Margarita is Mexican for Manhattan.

 

[SBrown]

"Wait I didn't spell Mexican right"

 

[SkiNurse]

"Wait I didn't spell Mexican right"

 

[Started at 53]

If you order a Margarita, who pays for it, Trump or Mexico?

 

[Philpug]

If you order a Margarita, who pays for it, Trump or Mexico?

Actually, we usually pay for it the next day.

 

[BS Slarver]

New one - " powder to the people ! "

 

[Michael Kane]

The Church of Powder Day Saints

 

[Tricia]

Upon seeing a cloud of smoke coming out of a semi,driving by Arapahoe basin
Phil: think he blew a seal?
Kevin: bet the seal was happy.

 

[Monique]

Upon seeing a cloud of smoke coming out of a semi,driving by Arapahoe basin
Phil: think he blew a seal?
Kevin: bet the seal was happy.

Why does this not surprise me?

 

[Pat AKA mustski]

After commenting on what I thought was a "retro theme" my neighbor on the chairlift explained that he doesn't like the new skis because they are too 'turny.' "I'm a straight down skier."

I made sure to take a different run!

 

[BS Slarver]

Well, I guess.....
" to turn is to admit defeat ?! "

 

[Guy in Shorts]

"Colorado may get the better snow but thank goodness Vermont has the better beer."

 

[bbinder]

Actually, we usually pay for it the next day.

That's only because of the high sugar concentration in a margarita

 

[SBrown]

That's only because of the high sugar concentration in a margarita

Phil's are pretty much all tequila, so .....

 

[Monique]

Phil's are pretty much all tequila, so .....

Mine seem to have done a number on @Drahtguy Kevin ... I consider this a badge of honor!

 

[bbinder]

Phil's are pretty much all tequila, so .....

Well, that is where my particular argument falls to the ground.

 

[Philpug]

Well, that is where my particular argument falls to the ground.

and also the people who drink them.