I have to respectfully disagree on the asparagus. (Corn is good to, but asparagus is a whole other story.)Corn is OK. Asparagus - OTOH, .
On the "regular" thing, we are men. We are tough.
I've been a little sad for the past month and a half or so missing the asparagus season (seriously) with all the good skiing every weekend. I'll happily take some off of someone's hands (with reasonable compensation possible) if that should become necessary.